beckham hair 

Hairstyle popularized by soccer pretty-boy David Beckham. It resembles a fish's fin when looked at from the side, but like a "horn" or "pyramid" when looked at front on. It is made by gelling both sides of the hair to meet in the middle. Has been followed and copied all over the world by guys who have no creativity to think up of their own original hairstyle and find the need to copy it. It was good when Beckham first done it, not when 40yr old balding men attempt to.

I was strolling in the streets and I saw countless men with beckham hair, it was like a city of wannabe clones.

beckham hair by jerz May 5, 2006

beckham'd it 

phrase coined in Euro 2004 by a british broadcaster during a Netherlands vs Sweden quarterfinal match.
Originates from an England vs Portugal quarterfinal when famed English set kicker David Beckham blasted a penalty shot 20 feet over the cross bar.
Commonly used now whenever someone shoots a puck/soccerball/basketball miles above the target. Works for pretty much any sport.

Joe Sakic is in alone on a breakaway! he shoots! Ohhh! and he's beckham'd it!

beckham'd it by deluxxe June 26, 2004

Beckham (UK only) 

The "Anna Kournikova" of Soccer.

Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!

Beckham (UK only) by scrEEmur November 29, 2003

Beckham Depression 

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.

A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.

Beckham Depression by xAJBx June 24, 2010

Beckham (UK only) 

a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology

football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)

Beckham (UK only) by mickturate February 19, 2003

Beckham (UK only) 

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

Beckham (UK only) by Anonymous September 27, 2003

beckham stern 

Beckham is the type of kid to call everyone a snitch

beckham stern:
“Your such a snitch”
“I changed your snap name to Cop”
“This is why i muted you, you’re such a snitch”

beckham stern by Richie Pucci April 8, 2020