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Shot Ass Beav

1. Adj. Describes the general negative, contemptible attitude of a person male or female.
2. Noun An extremely slutty (very promiscuous) female.

3. Noun refers to a woman that displays all the above traits, and to make matters worse she will be very generous with the (beaver) which is for the most part very beat up, blown out, and in a pretty rough condition. It is usually smells terrible, and has no memory of a hair clipper or a razor and shaving cream.
I was so wasted at the after party that I almost fell for this one shot ass beav we'd all settled for on many an unfruitful (beav hunt).
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Air the Beav (ATB) 

The act of taking your panties off after a long day, letting your beaver air out. It is especially gratifying after a long day.
I can’t wait to get home and Air the Beav (ATB) after a long day of work.
Air the Beav (ATB) by Breezy Beaver September 5, 2020
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the beav 

I am from the beav.
the beav by Juanitosas December 30, 2007

Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber"

A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.
Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)

hairy beav 

a beav or pussy which is hairy
She has one hairy beav
hairy beav by Flop May 12, 2004

beer beav 

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.
I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.
beer beav by palabrameister January 25, 2023

Tingly Beav

The feeling in your vajayjay when you see a hot guy and you want a piece of that.
Cathy: Maureen/Barbie, did you see that hottie that just walked in the door?

Maureen: Hell yeah Bitch!

Barbie: He’s totally giving me a TINGLY BEAV.
Tingly Beav by Nate91 February 3, 2024