Bleach Breathers

A nickname for diehard Trump devotees.

The Bleach Breathers, despite the serious scarring of their nasal passages and lung tissue, are doing just great and are thriving, COVID-free, as they kill off this nasty disease with a good snootful of disinfectant!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

boston buddy breather

The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.

Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.

by HBPC February 5, 2014

blather

Meaningless, incessant talk.

She blathered on about the neighbors.

by Andrew Hedges June 11, 2006

darth breather

Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.

Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.

by Mosen November 16, 2009

Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010