Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.
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1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."
2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I
2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I
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The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’
Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky
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Get the Bernard mug.A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.
alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
by Alex J February 27, 2005
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noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
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Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.
Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.
His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.
Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.
His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"
"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."
-Andy bernard on life.
"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."
-Andy bernard on life.
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