bermanate

v. ber-mah-nate; n. ber-mah-nay-shun

-verb (used with object)

1. to spew semen everywhere.

2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,

liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.

3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.

4. to destroy by force of orgasm.

-noun

5. the act of bermanating.

Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >

Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.

Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.

Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.

Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.

Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.

by Scott Berman January 9, 2010

bearanoid

The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.

Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?

Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.

by nutzoid July 8, 2011

Beermance

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.

I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.

by By Grunt February 7, 2010

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014

The Kentucky Bear Man

A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.

Oh my good god, was that the kentucky bear man?
Yes, he looks pretty big and obliterated.

by jjacav13 December 5, 2021

Will Berman

Drummer of MGMT. Possibly the most attractive member of MGMT. unfortunately he's married to model, Janelle Shirtcliff Berman. It has been said that Will is a sex god. This is a true statement.

Girl 1: Dude don't you just think Andy Vanwyngarden is such a babe?

Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.

by lover of will December 6, 2010

Ginger Bear Man

A ginger (red headed) bear (hairy guy) man (...)
Play on the words ginger bread man.

Did you see that ginger bear man at the gay bar last night?

by Brandon86 April 25, 2013