Bearding

An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.

Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.

Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.

Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.

Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.

by Dick Darringer March 30, 2010

bearding

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!

by jasperismycar November 14, 2011

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019

Bearding

Adjective :\

The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.

This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%

Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.

Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.

"Did you see that Magnificent looking dude? , He's obviously Bearding " #nohomo

by Mr Mighty November 18, 2013

Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

by The Beardist December 10, 2013

bearding

the act of calling someone a liar using the term "beard" or "chinny"

eddy mcbeard: i was telling my mate about the cup final.

ricky o'beard: and what?

eddy mcbeard: he started bearding me, fucking coon head.

ricky o'beard: yea, fucking loves to chinny that one does.

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

bearding

the act of "borrowing" someones work, (school work, reports, etc...) with the intentions of copying it word for word, also known as cheating.

jason was playing call of duty last night. he didn't do his school work so he's bearding mine right now

by geomatics April 19, 2011