Bear

An animal deriving its name from a football team in Chicago

Did you see that fucking bear? Fuck

by Mr. Get this off of me, MISTER December 1, 2011

Bear

1. Animal that will maul you to peices
2.childrens stuffed toy, because why not

Why the fuck did you look bear up on an urban dictionary anyway? Are you stupid?

by Jaraden LunO December 1, 2016

Bear

Large mammals dedicated to human extinction.

Bears side with terroists.

by bigshow8891 September 28, 2006

Bear

A Bear is a large, burly homosexual man who likes to punish and sodomize smaller men called "man slaves" or just "slaves" for short. Bears typically are into motorcycles(Biker Bears) Tools and fixing things, Hunting and fishing, sports and anything else rugged and manly really. Bears can't really be called gay, they are just so manly that they don't like women. Bears tend to almost ALWAYS have shaved heads and big beards, they tend to dress in leather jackets, flanel shirts, jeans and anyother manly attire. Bears typically listen to hard rock and old school Metal like Motorhead, Judas Priest, Manowar and Slayer ect. A good example of what a typical bear looks like would be Kerry King of slayer.

"Hey man, lets go to home-depo and go Bear spotting!"

"Dude, Kerry King is such a freakin' bear!"

by Baron Von Bitch-slap November 27, 2004

Bear

Very, Greatly, extremely.

"Aww yeah that film was bear good." or "man that drink is bear nice" or
" dude that chick has got a bear fine ass"

by Voltan Stonkfire September 30, 2003

Bear

A large and/or tall woman (term preferred for over-muscular types) that could easily rape you in a dark alley if she wanted to.

1. Damn, that's a bear! She would easily be able to beat Mike Tyson in an arm wrestling challenge.

2. She's not a true bear, she's fat but also short.

by Mr_Moustache February 17, 2013

Bear

This is a term used for for black people that stand up really tall and stare at each other before a fight, because that's what bears do, a wigger that does this is called a polar bear.

*Someone bumps into black guy.

*Black guy stands up tall and puts his chest on the guy.

Black guy: "What choo gonna do lil' nigga!"

Guy: lol bear!

by DUH_13 July 14, 2009