Beaker tweaker

All birds

That is the biggest beaker tweaker I have e we seen.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

beaker sqeeker

No idea.

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

beaker bong

Being a scientist's beaker shaped glass container redesigned as a smoking pipe with water,for dank weed or wacky tobacky,comes in sizes from 1/2foot to 4ft n up.

Damm, nobody can hit my beaker bong as fat as I can,cause Ethan's choked up n tylers faded on the couch. so smoke good trees ,give that wax a break bro.

by smokeytreeswhereibe September 22, 2016

beaker dumper

a beaker dumper is a chemist who know a very good recipe

congats you have a good recipe for you are now a beaker dumper

by escamillaroy July 27, 2022

Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019