Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

becept

–preposition
A close relative to 'except', becept indicates an exclusion of one article from the grouping of another.

Dean: "Why come everybody got picked for tha' cheerleading squad becept me?"

by Regal Beagle October 10, 2007

what the beep

a cute way of saying "what the hell" or "what the fuck".

SLAM.
"what the BEEP was that?!"
"chill, dude- it was just the window."

by So Me March 1, 2008

notch in your bedpost

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.

by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007

bedpan

A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('poop') or urinate ('pee') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.

When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her bottom. Sally peed and pooped into the bedpan.

by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Bedew

The watery residue left on the bed after vigorous sex.

These sheets need to be changed, they are saturated with bedew.

by Rajia & BeaverDono August 11, 2010