banapana

The distortion of reality that results from the chaos of information produced by news media swarming on a story.

In all the banapana, they managed to get the verdict completely wrong.

by Russell Warner August 19, 2007

Batenap

The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.

(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.

by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011

Banapo

Stands for "bust a nut and pass out" meaning that an individual pleasures themselves until achieving orgasm and promptly falls asleep

Cory: Hey, man, you wanna come party?
Butch: Nah, dude, I just got off work. Think I'm gonna go home and banapo.

by Mr.Pants4u July 19, 2012

Batfap

The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.

Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."

by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013

Båtnakke

A baatnakke is a girl named Aisha Erbas. She is an upcoming something

Omg a båtnakke (baatnakke in english),
Who?
Aisha Erbas

by Aisha Erbas is nice December 4, 2019

banaphid

Banaphid.

Person 1 : Banaphid?
Person 2 : Banaphid!
Person 1 : Banaphid!

by banaphid January 10, 2021

banapple

when you see a banana between two apples and everyone in the room automatically know what your thinking.

Jim saw a banapple in the kitchen and his mother look at him and said "don't be a pervert"

by anal vibrations September 7, 2010