baseball player

Hot guys with nice assess

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player

by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

basers

a slang definition for crack users and/or cocaine users, most frequentley used in the Florida area, specifically Ft. Walton Beach. A form of the term "free-basers".

quit doin' all that blow, man. I dont want to hang out with a bunch of basers.

by SAFINHA June 23, 2008

baseball chemistry

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.

Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?

by ihateghosts April 8, 2009

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

baseball booty

A baseball booty is a baseball players butt when he's in his uniform. Most baseball booties are kind of perky and big but they don't look like a girl butt. Baseball booties are awesome, but not every player has one (at least not a good one)

Girl 1: "Did you see his butt! It looks fine in those baseball pants!"
Girl 2: "Yea! Man, he has a great baseball booty!"

by HateMeIfYouWantTo January 30, 2015

baseball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.

damn those baseball boys are hot.
baseball boys are always the move.

by @evapappano March 12, 2019

lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)

by laxsauce January 13, 2008