Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

Bæfish

The official emoji of bæfish group. And can be used at the end of every sentence

Hey bæfish or hey did you see that bæfish

by Bayfish April 13, 2015

buttery biscuit base

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.

I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

by jabba27 July 4, 2011

STAY BASED

To stay true to one's self, Not care about what others think. Confidence. Swagger. Original. Steeze.

Don't try to bite other people's styles, stay based.

by basedreptar August 1, 2012

all your base are belong to us

A Japanese Genesis game called zero-wing got poorly translated into English. This sentence is now spread all over the internet.

English version:

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

by Bonus_level August 7, 2004

Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG

The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.

by atlas lmao May 28, 2019

basebromance

Two baseball players who are so close to each other they do everything together, like walk down to baseball practice together, go get Jamba Juice together, share deoderant in the locker room, are in each other's fave 5, and slap each others' butts after every play; like a bromance, but specificlly for baseball guys.

Robyn: "Hey, what's up with Alika and AJ? They're always doing stuff together!"

Jennifer: "Yeah, that's cause they have a basebromance."

by hahaIusedMYrealNAME April 20, 2009