Bartender Syndrome 

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

Bartender Syndrome by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017

bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

bartender daddy by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010

Bartender in the bedroom 

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

Bartender in the bedroom by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011

bartender body

Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.

Is that a tire in her shirt?

"No bro she got bartender body "

bartender body by Ballenwv08 November 12, 2013

Bartender’s 

Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.

She had a wicked case of the bartender’s.

Bartender’s by lvr4evr June 8, 2018

Bartender's Limp 

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

Bartender's Limp by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Bartender Tod 

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

Bartender Tod by Freggsmash May 13, 2019