Barney'd

When something is turned to rubble as in Barney Rubble.

Guy one: I just totally got in a car accident
Guy two: Homeboy! Your car is totally barney'd!

by veronicalovin September 5, 2009

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

Break it down, Barney Style

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs

What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

by RedSmoke August 27, 2016

Barney Frank

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.

Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"

by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009

Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.

Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.

by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007

Kevin Barnacle Jones

Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'

KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man

by NotGonnaLie__23 April 13, 2022

Lil barnacle

1.The single greatest playa is rap history. 2.Used as a term for old faggy saggy ladies to call a yung trapper.

3.The collab partner of Saucedad69
4.the best rapper of ur generation and many to come

1. bro I love listening to lil barnacle.
2.”that brat is a lil barnacle”-faggy saggy old lady.
3. The best rappers that work together are by far lil barnacle and Saucedad69.
4. Lil barnacle is so good at rapping he’ll be around for ages.

by Wizz__Khallifa February 18, 2019