Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"

Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...

"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

by moose donovon October 31, 2011

barbeque black man

A soft spoken black man that generally sports clothes less ghetto fabulous than fubu and yet more ethnic than american eagle. May like to accessorize using such finery as gold teeth, glasses and white k-swiss sneakers. Are very personable and tend to enjoy the occasional witty remark followed by a head shake (usually accompanied by a grin so as not to appear condescending). May have a slight lisp, especially when saying words such as defense and sauce.

"Wayne Brady is almost a barbeque black man... but not quite."

by ben & hannah February 16, 2009

backdoor barbeque

Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.

"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."

by Iggy Pup June 6, 2006

Belhalla Barbeque

A reference to the Battle of Belhalla, a moment in the Japan exclusive strategy game, Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War. It references when Duke Arvis and a group of Velthomer soldiers sent deadly fire spells on every unit in Sigurd's army

"Damn! That fire was like a Belhalla Barbeque!"

by Mr. Tenda April 29, 2021

Waco Barbeque

A specific type of 3 way, where a cult leader gets spit roasted by an FBI Negotiator and an ATF Agent, both of whom are vaping thicc clouds of "non-flammable" smoke.

Did you hear about David? He made his own cult and finally got a Waco Barbeque last Tuesday!

by WacoBBQ September 3, 2021

booty barbeque

When you jizz on her ass, marinate it and taste if it's done right.

Bro that booty barbeque was soo salty and sweet, just right. It was better than grandma's homemade recipie when I ate her fur burger.

by Francekissing July 22, 2017