bandobaaby

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demon patcher

no way thats bandobaaby, ive heard rumours about the patch god

by jajajajajzzzz November 26, 2020

band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

bandobot

When your homeboy looks like an abandoned house, and is a fuckin bot

That boy a bandobot

by satch krantZ October 17, 2022

Blandjob

A "Blandjob" isn't a hand-job or a blow-job it's somewhere in between.

it's when someone says "I love giving blowjobs"... your hopes are high and then it begins, with a hand at first, a bit of mouth in the middle and then when you're about to cum they pull away like its corrosive acid and finish you off by hand this is a "Blandjob"

by Mr.unfortunate June 25, 2023

BandoBoppin

Doing illicit activities and or drugs while roaming from bando to bando

Me and that hoe went BandoBoppin all night.

by Gee$cheminTheDemon April 11, 2024

Baldjob

When you rub your pussy juices all over your bald partners head, so it becomes shiny and waxy

Person 1: wow! Your bald head is so shiny, how did you do it
Person 2: my wife gives me a baldjob
Person 1: awesome sauce!!!
Mr.beast: hey

by Murrphilosopher December 27, 2024

banjobienaberjeeber

An Arab man who plays the banjo and practices martial arts

this dudes a fucking banjobienaberjeeber no way thats insane

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025