Balumptious Baby Burger

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.

Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

by Balumptious Baby Burger September 16, 2018

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025