Baltic Sea

A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.

One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.

by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010

baltic

Someone who is run-down and ghetto. The most trashy thing you can get.

That girl Kristina is baltic. She takes it like a prison bitch.

by Heather aka Mo September 5, 2005

baltic mini-ramp

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.

person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Baltic Ball Bath

The act of lowering one's testicles into a lukewarm yet hearty soup to stave off the symptoms of hyperthermia

"I feel like they are going to fall off, Joan! Time for a Baltic Ball Bath!"

by wetjim53 May 4, 2020

baltic squid

A ventilation device

A baltic squid is used to provide a local exhaust ventilation for multible workers

by Clint Price July 30, 2006

Baltic

Cold

Its baltic out there

by yemasleftflap May 15, 2023

Baltic Fist

The act of resting one's hand in an ice bucket for five to ten minutes before inserting it into an orifice of one's sexual partner.

Gerald; "Any chance of getting lucky tonight Margaret, my love?"

Margaret; "Gerald, it is so hot that my flaps are sticking to my thighs. If you give me a Baltic Fist, you can do whatever you like afterwards"

by Dolly's Pimp July 2, 2025