A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.
One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.
by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010
Get the Baltic Seamug. by Heather aka Mo September 5, 2005
Get the balticmug. This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the baltic mini-rampmug. The act of lowering one's testicles into a lukewarm yet hearty soup to stave off the symptoms of hyperthermia
by wetjim53 May 4, 2020
Get the Baltic Ball Bathmug. by Clint Price July 30, 2006
Get the baltic squidmug. When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
Get the Baltic Bollocksmug. by WhatamIDoing365247 August 22, 2023
Get the Balticmug.