Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

by JaackAce April 21, 2008

black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

Usain Bolted

To run really really fast. Named in honor of the world's fastest man, sprinter, Usain Bolt.

I almost missed the light, so I Usain Bolted across the street.
The cop busted into the house, so I Usain Bolted out of there!

by jumpshooter13 December 9, 2008

Belted

A stage of drunkenness between hammered and shit-faced. Not full blacked out but passes browning out.

Matt was Belted last night

by Gahr May 22, 2021