Baloa

An individual who consistently performs inappropriate actions towards his fellow bro's.
The Ultimate Baloa offence is cockblocking a bro, or group of bro's.
The term Baloa orginated from Brighton, UK.

Bro 1: Talks to hot babe at bar
Baloa: Licks Bro's face
Girl: WTF? (walks off)
Bro 1: You just Baloa'd me bro!?

Bro fast forwards sex scene.....has just Baloa'd the whole room full of his fellow Bro's.

by Brighton Slang 24CS December 18, 2011

Frozen Baloney

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

by Machine Gun Alt June 17, 2014

holy baloney

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

by TuLove December 24, 2016

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

Baloof

Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.

Let's play Baloof until they get here.

by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008

baloomba

when a fat or top heavy girl runs

whoa!!! did you see her run? that is some major baloomba, man.

by blaketh May 17, 2004