ballsagna

either ...

a) a form of meat lasagna with meatballs in it.

-OR-

b) something you do to someones forehead with your scrotum sack.

would you like some ballsagna?
*smack*

by r00t December 27, 2003

Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013

ballssack

A mans usually hairy sack that contains his sperm fluid

Damn my ballssack is itchy as hell

by Mybestfriendhasatightpu$$y June 18, 2021

Ballsagna

When a man decides to splash his testicles in a warm plate of lasagna making sure there is plenty of sauce and maybe even a noodle on his sack and then he proceeds to rub his chef boyardee balls on her tits and face.

I had left over lasagna from Olive Garden so i figured i would give my bitch the Ballsagna.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

Ballage

A word to use when something sucks, hardcore...Or sucks balls...

Me:Can you come over tonight?
You:No, I have a lot to do before tomorrow...
Me:Ballage...

by TakeMeAway90 December 19, 2008

Ballage

Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.

"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."

by Simone Sapphire Adell Anderson March 24, 2009

Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 4, 2015