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the bullseye

When you're nailing a babe from behind, whilst downing an entire tall boy Natty Ice. Upon finishing, crushing the can on her back, so as to form a red ring on it. Then aiming any and all ejaculates toward said ring.
Oh my god, I can't believe that asshole gave me the bullseye the other night!
by joeyhotshot January 12, 2011
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soggy bullseye

Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night
Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..
by Thenailer June 18, 2019
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turkish bullseye

A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button
Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!

Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there

Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
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Bullseye

1. Having perfect aim in archery.

2. Understanding something perfectly

3. Hitting the spot during sex.
1. Rylee perfectly hot the the bullseye during archery lessons.

2. Paisley finally under stood what lexie ment when she said watch the birds. She asked if she was correct and lexie repliled bullseye.

3. Derek hit Lily's spot and she started screaming with pleasure. I found the bullseye he thought
by Cheerleader4today May 12, 2012
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Bullseye

A tatoo on the lower back of a person (hopefully female) that is in the cross-hairs of man's orgasm.
I missed the bullseye last night. I will give it another try tonight!
by Xray_man69 September 14, 2006
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bullseye bitch

A sexual act. When a guy is getting his joint copped (head or jerk off), and the girl doesn't want to get the jizz on her, he waits until right before he's about to cum and then smacks her hand so she aims his dick at her face and . . . bullseye bitch!
Girl: "Don't get any on me alright?"

Guy: "Don't worry. I'm about to cum . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye bitch!!"
by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006
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trishot bullseye

lay down a girl, and simultaneously shit on her chest, jizz on her face, and throw up all over her. youve just performed the trishot bullseye.
some 2nd grader looked at me wrong, so i gave the bitch the trishot bullseye. thats why i can never go back to being a teacher.
by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005
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