Ballpapering

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.

We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.

by boom_boom October 31, 2014

Baldscaping

Baldscaping is the practice of taking selfies that have included part of a bald head see

theladbible.(dot com) /articles/baldscaping-could-be-the-next-viral-phenomenon-and-it-s-superb-120516
see baldscape(dot com)

I am going to go baldscaping as i travel around the world , you can see my baldscapes on my blog

by EP22 May 13, 2016

ballsacpotatoes

a slang word that was developed on the streets of beckenham perth by teenagers meaning cool or good

(that car is ballsacpotatoes), that guy is really ballsacpotatoes

by thundercakes May 23, 2011

Ballssage

Massage a guys sack in a circular motion

Hey Babe! I got kicked in the nuts can I have a ballssage

by Butterandflies June 16, 2014

ballcap

A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.

1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?

2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)

3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

british ballslap

when two brits get into a quarrel and one man has had enough and slaps the shit out of the other mans scrotum.

clyde: are you done with that tea?

russell: no, i am certainly not, now back up before i give your balls a hearty whack!

clyde: woah man! i am NOT down for a british ballslap!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

ballslap

the act of ones nuts smashing anginst the chin of a trophy bride

hey bitch open your mouth so i can get my daily ballslap

by tandk October 3, 2006