Ballroom

When one does not wash his balls for so long it grows a mushroom on them

Aaron is so nasty I bet he has several ballrooms growing

by Matchew March 4, 2007

balloot

An expression used to describe things, objects and stuff when you are unsure what to refer to them as.

What's all this balloot in my room?!

by Claudikk June 9, 2011

ballroomgasm

The physical and emotional sensation of unrestrained excitement that usually follows the act of ballroom dancing or a ballroom dance epiphany such as finding a cool new ballroom song or finally figuring out how to do that figure you couldn’t do.

I found this amazing french band that plays pretty much only tangos. I think I just had a ballroomgasm.

by frizzle9289 May 28, 2011

Ballroom

A room for holding balls in, as in a formal dance. Normally found in larger older houses or mansions, not generally found in modern houses, due to the fall in popularity of formal balls. Think chandeliers and shining polished floors.

When walking round the 19th century manor house, Elizabeth was particularly impressed by the large and stately ballroom.

by Fen_94 February 18, 2013

Ballroom Blitz

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."

by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014

Ballroom

The room left over in the crotch area of your pants when they don't fit exactly right. The amount of extra space may hold anywhere between three and twenty "extra" testicles

"Stacy, I don't think those pants fit you quite right."

"Oh god I know! Perfect on my ass but look at all of this ballroom!!!"

*proceeds to fiddle with excess fabric for emphasis

by Pookiluki February 8, 2015

Ballroom Dance

1. The awkward shaking, stepping motion that occurs when a male attempts to adjust the position of his genitalia while walking.

2. The act of performing the above action.

1. Man, that was an obvious ballroom dance.

2. You shouldn't ballroom dance in public.

by FlyingxKnife December 5, 2010