Baldi

Baldi is a math teacher from the game Baldi's basics in education and learning that will give you math questions from notebooks you have to collect, but if you get one wrong he will get mad and smack his ruler,you have to get all 7 notebooks and get out of the school before he catches you but if your too slow to get to an exit he will close it and you will have nowhere to go

Baldi smacked me with a ruler because i got a question wrong :(

by monikammmmmm June 12, 2018

Baldimore

The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."

Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")

by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baldilocks

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'

Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.

by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

Balbi Abungus

when ur fanciful sir is acting a lil sussy guy within the of

yoi baybe can i get sum dik and bol?
nah pea u acting lika balbi abungus to che

by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 5, 2021

hoe baggin'

The act of circulating an area to collect prostitutes for later use.

John Doe is heading to Taiwan's red light district for a night of hoe baggin'.

I went hoe baggin' for the bachelor party.

by cc-_2342 May 26, 2008

Baldi

Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.

Baldi is fucken hot.

by Baldi's Ruler June 11, 2018

bagism

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's concept of a peaceful world.
If everyone wore a bag over them there wouldn't be anything to hate about them.

John : What’s Bagism? It’s like...a tag for what we all do, we’re all in a bag ya know, and we realised that we came from two bags, I was in this pop bag going round and round in my little clique, and she was in her little avant-garde clique going round and round, and you’re in your little tele clique and they’re in their...ya know? and we all sort of come out and look at each other every now and then, but we don’t communicate. And we all intellectualize about how there is no barrier between art, music, poetry... but we’re still all - I’m a rock and roller, he’s a poet... so we just came up with the word so you would ask us what bagism is, and we’d say WE’RE ALL IN A BAG BABY!

by wwacker September 25, 2005