baldestro string

a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis

i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped

by mark turner April 19, 2005

Baldie Lurkin

A balding headed individual who stays in the shadows lurking and spying on individuals or groups of people as they pass.

We were walking down the street after coming back from the pub the other night when Beattie pointed out the Baldie Lurkin behind the bus stop at the corner of the street

by Roo-NI August 17, 2009

male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Ballies

Pronounced BALL-EEZ. In northwest-england, ballies is a slang word for the ball squeezing underpants that are briefs. referred to commonly as "f**cking dead small undies that wrap round your balls." ballies is an abbriviation of the slang phrase ballstranglers. so-called ballstranglers for obvious reasons. wedgies in ballies are twice as painful as wedgies in boxers (boxies) as the balls are already packed closely together. Ballies can be comfortable to wear for support in sports, but its not worth the critisism you will get from the players in the changing room...

eeeeee! you wear ballies, everyone else wears boxies. eeeeeeee!

by I Know My Ballies October 15, 2006

Ballies

dead tight undies for lads, that squeeze ya balls. there proper name is briefs but there also known as ballstranglers and ballies(short for ballstranglers)in liverpool in England. In liverpool you get given wedgies if ya wear them.

lad 1: Eeee are you wearin ballies lad?! haha you are!
lad 2: Theres nothing wrong with wearin 'em...
lad 1: Yeah there is! they propa strangle ya balls lad!

by scouser0151 January 3, 2007

bardies

the smelly, unshaved hippies who attend bard college in upstate new york.

"ew, there's a whole bunch of bardies hanging out at the pool."

"i went to go get ice cream at holy cow and there was a bardy behind me in line."

by cari.h November 15, 2011

hmong baddies

they are an ethnic group of baddies who happen to be hmong... they have to be the hottest race out there besides the jews(for obvious reasons involving ovens). they be epitome of deliciousness. boobies like sushi and an ass as hard as uncooked ramen noodles.

if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.

context: a hmong baddies walks past 2 gigachads.

gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.

gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.

by dakota armstrong enthusiast May 30, 2022