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bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.
That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016
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Czechslovakian Bassoon

Also known as the 2-Dick-1-Girl Lift. The act of two men lifting a woman into the air by inserting one cock into a vagina and one cock into the asshole. The two men then lift viciously in hope of performing a Czechslovakian Bassoon.
Dude: Hey man, lets go do the Czechslovakian Bassoon. Dude 2: Great! I just stretched my cock.
by SexyRocksez December 2, 2009
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session your bassoon

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.
by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006
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Basoongasm

When the bassoon part in an orchestral piece is so bold and amazing it causes you to obtain extreme sexual pleasure.
Dude, Brandon played so well I had the best Basoongasm of my life.
by Doraj Kcilob October 2, 2013
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Basoon

An instrument that is actually quite amazing and has a rich sweet tone, but no one cares about because it looks like a bamboo stick with a metal pipe and holes. It is obnoxiously expensive and whomever plays it is likley to play multiple instruments and is very talented and smart. I play Trumpet so i wouldnt know
Gavin: Oh whats a Basoon agian?
Me: never mind
by JustHangING November 4, 2018
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bassoon

A woodwind instrument which resembles a bong.
What the hell, is that kid playing a bong?
No, it's a bassoon.
by babaloulou November 16, 2003
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bassoon player

One of the brave people who decided that playing an instrument,that looks like a tree trunk and sounds like a duck, would be a good idea.
However they also happen to be the funniest, and most crazy people you'll meet. Also they are pretty weird... Just saying.
Hey look over there at that bassoon player, why aren't they playing?

Oh, I see its because they are going around the room with their reeds quacking at people.
by Ba-soon-you-will-see September 5, 2016
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