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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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Ginger Baker

The drummer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest drummers who ever lived.
Ginger Baker is a simply incredible drummer!
by John Underwood May 20, 2005
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When a person has so much fat on their back, it looks like they have boobs on their back.
"DAYUM!" Look at that Maggie chick's bakoobs.
"SHIT SON!"
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julien baker

Julien Baker is a gay poet, singer/songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, from Memphis. She is known for make people sob and feel completely empty with her songs.
Person 1: Have you listen"Hurt Less" by Julien Baker?

Person 2: Yes! I never cried harder
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Ryou Bakura

A character in the Japanese comic and tv series "Yu-Gi-Oh." Ryou is 17 years old, born on September 2nd, and has white hair and brown eyes. In the original comics, Ryou was a transfer student from another Japanese school who joins Yuugi's group of friends shortly before the Duelist Kingdom series. Ryou experianced tragedy early in his life, when his mother and sister died in a car crash. His father is an archeologist who never seems to be around for Ryou, who lives on his own in an apartment. He is soft spoken and kind, but can be very brave and determined if pressed far enough. He is very loyal to his friends, and tries to protect them from danger, including his disturbed other self: Ryou's previous incarnation was sealed into an Egyptian artifact called the Millennium (or Sennen) Ring and is now housed in Ryou's body. Though Ryou constantly appears weak and helpless in the tv series, Ryou is really the one key that has prevented his darker half from gaining the other six Millennium Items, which would grant him ultimate power. Though Ryou is a real member of the group in the comics, he's inevitably a 'damsel in distress' in the tv series, only appearing to cheer his friends and be saved from his darker half. However, Ryou is a character with a lot of loose ends, and one often wonders what he was like before he found the Ring.
"Ooh, who's that guy? The one with the white hair?" "Oh, that's Ryou Bakura."
by Himitsu June 1, 2006
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charlie baker

Calling your friend the alter ego "Charlie Baker" is man code for calling him a cock block. (thus the initials C.B.) It is to be used when one man is with a girl and his buddy begins to cock block him. If he doesn't want to straight up say his friend is being a cock block right in front of the target he will call him Charlie Baker.
"Hey man what are you guys doing tonight? Can I get in the car?"

"C'mon Charlie Baker! Someone else will give you a ride."
by Evan Jay June 28, 2008
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bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.
Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.
by asslover7 March 2, 2020
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