bailout

September 2008 plan to try and rescue the US markets from crisis with 700 billion dollars. Eventually passed in October with attachments by congressment for another $150 billion, totaling $850B. A giant fiasco opposed by most economists, see also "we're fucked."

Doesn't matter if I screw up my whole life, I'm going to try and get a government bailout.

by Nate2269 October 6, 2008

bailosaurus

A close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. Usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. Will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.

can be closely related to a dippopotamus.

Example:

Bro 1: Yo where's Timmy at? Thought he was hitting up late night apps with us!

Bro 2: Ah haven't heard from him in a couple hours.

Bro: Dude he is such a bailosaurus.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
Guy 1: God damn bailosaurus!

by not-a-bailosaurus September 12, 2013

bilogy

A series of two related works, many times being relevant to movies, books, plays, etc.

Bicycle = Bike with 2 wheels
Tricycle = Bike with 3 wheels

Bilogy = Story told through 2 movies
Trilogy = Story told through 3 movies

"Kill Bill is my favorite bilogy... mostly because I can't think of any others."

by BobbyGo August 4, 2012

Detroit Bailout

A sexual act performed while driving on the highway. While getting Roadhead or Roadmuff, the driver of the vehicle tells his/her partner to open their door and spit. As the passenger leans over to the door, the driver slows down considerably and kicks them out of the car and speeds away.

Franklin: Yo, My gf was givin me roadhead, so I gave her the Detroit Bailout in return.

by Jizzle-D April 18, 2010

baloghed

baloghed - pronounced "bal-loked"

means

ATM - Ass to mouth

Jimmy: Oh man, I did this chick in the but last night...
Rob: dude, you baloghed her?
Jimmy: yeah!
Rob: SWEET! Bitch deserved it.

by belmont_banger January 26, 2007

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

by perrro June 1, 2010