Douche Baguette

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.

The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!

by HUSAT January 10, 2011

douche baguette

a female version of a douche bag

"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!

by Loreinski April 11, 2009

baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

Baguette-Nauru

An unbreakable union of 1000 years, first founded in 1967 when Baguetteland confederated with Nauru

The Baguette-Nauru internal affairs has died

by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

Tuna Baguette

The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.

I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.

Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning

by dtothe3 December 17, 2011

butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017