Battleship

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.

"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."

by FitzgeraldsClara December 23, 2008

Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

by Harryisbetter12 June 6, 2018

battleship

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.

B-8!

You sunk my battleship!

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Battleship mouth;rowboat ass

All talk; no follow-through

Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.

by Jeremy Sherman June 10, 2008

Battleship

It's what I just sank.

I just sank your battleship.

by Hijikata August 29, 2014

sunken battleship

When the wheels on your car have too high of an offset. In otherwords the wheels dont sit flush with the fenders and your car is known as a 'sunken battleship'.

HAHAHAHA, you put 17x7 +42 on your 240sx so it looks like a sunken battleship you fool!!!

by -Frthnkr July 5, 2005