Hurnty Bolander

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.

"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.

by Gaietyy June 22, 2009

Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.

The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.

by polyhistor May 5, 2009

bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.

by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023

Bohlander

A half-breed who fails at life

My sister-in-law is a real bohlander.

by Nintenjoe January 13, 2009

Balancer

(Adjective)
Unable to think clearly, bewildered. Confused
Doesn’t understand the meaning of boundaries and space.

What sort of a balancered person are you
This topic is really balancering

by Lagos22 November 10, 2019

The Badlands

An area on the main line that has no direct connection to the lower merion township, but rather views itself as a seperate population - overpopulated with drug addicts and los dees. Although it seems quaint and innocent on the exterior, undernearth lies the source of all negative and evil. The epi-center of the Badlands is West Coast Video on Montgomery Avenue which is home to several drug dealers and general worthless people from the Badlands.

Yo, should we go to The Badlands to buy a bag?

by L-sky July 29, 2008

Badlands

The area outside of your county’s jurisdiction, typically where regulation brings new structural systems outside of your residential areas code of conduct.

Hey boo boo are you still in the badlands or can I just come now.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019