backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

Backwards Cowgirl

A move never to be done in Alabama as you never turn your back on family.
A sex position

Alabamian: Hey wanna do the Backwards Cowgirl with me
Sister: No! You never turn your back on family
Alabamian: Okay, we can sixty nine

by A Dank Roblox Player December 17, 2018

ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.

when i was little i looked like a backwards penis!

by stebys July 17, 2009

Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".

1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"

by TM2 October 20, 2010

Backwards Cameltoe

A cameltoe not seen at the front of a woman's crotch, but rather in the back.

Backwards Cameltoe-Just below the curvature of the buttocks, one may see the "droop" of the lips forcing themselves out; stretching the pants where a man's taint would be.

by Rach-ho August 25, 2011

backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!

Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...

by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017