baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

baby mama

an ugly woman who you wouldn't ever want to have or associate with. Usually a bustdown or a one night stand. A facially unnatractive woman who you won't even claims kids is yours.

She's so ugly she is a baby mama. In other words, no man wants her, only for a one night stand because she's poor and ugly and not worth a mcdonald's dinner.

by hointohousewife March 30, 2009

baby mama

The mother of your child.

Guy1: Hey, whatcha up too?
Guy2: Wit my baby mama.

by jeanine poopy May 22, 2009

Baby mama

Your baby mama is when you accidentally get a woman pregnant-- oopsie daisy-- but you two aren't together. If a pregnancy is the result of a one-night-stand, she's your baby mama and you are her baby daddy. Sometimes you two can agree to raise the child as single parents, but in cases like How I Met Your Mother (Barney's mom), the baby mama will raise the kid on her own.

Anyone: Wait, who's Delilah?

Me: she's my baby mama.

by notbarneystinson August 18, 2020

baby mama

like herpes, it wont go away!!!!!!!!

Man, i just gave my baby mama $300 dollars, and she's still buggin me!

by drunk rider March 22, 2004

baby mama

usually a very attractive female, that is extremely desireable.

LaTonya looks so good she could be my baby mama!!!

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

baby mama

someone who carries a baby for another woman whom can't get a man or can't produce children. they use the other woman's eggs and transplant it to her body, therefore having a child for that woman.

this term was used in the movie baby mama, too.

that girl has a baby mama carry for her, wonder why she can't produce.

by kelseyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! :* May 13, 2008