babysit

To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.

Hey Nick, you getting paid to babysit that beer? Need a nipple?

by Walker Kellogg August 21, 2005

babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

babysit

To watch your friend while they are wasted out of their mind and don't know what's going on.

"Dude, when you took those 69 hits of acid i had to babysit you for a week. You were out of your mind. I strapped you to the bed to keep you from running out into the street naked and killing the neighbors kids."
The above is a very extreme example of druggy babysitting.

The below is a more average level of babysitting....
When he went into the K-Hole it was up to his friends to babysit him and keep him from swallowing his tounge, vomit, and that he doesn't have snot all over his face.

by RealityGone July 23, 2005

Babestation

Babestation is a British soft porn TV programme. It allows viewers to communicate live with female presenters (often unattractive) via a premium-rate telephone number or text messaging. It is broadcast daily and has had a dedicated channel on Sky.

John: Yo Steve you got any porn channels on your Sky tv?

Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.

John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!

by x FatElvis x November 29, 2011

babysit

In the drug scene, the person who has done the particular drug before and can watch the new drug users to make sure that they don't freak out.

Julia: I'm kind of nervous. I've never done shrooms before.

Robert: Don't worry. I'll be there to babysit you.

by Eriness September 11, 2007

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009