Band 

A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.

Person: Are you in Band?
Me: FUCK YEAH

Band by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

band 

To be barred from use of a forum by a moderator for cause. Synonym: banned.

I got band from the pokah! forum when I questioned the moderators parentage.

band by dm00 September 14, 2005

Band 

A band. It's either a college or a brass band they march sometimes too, or classical band, school band, rock band, rap band, they all play a important role in ya life so be thankful.

Man wat the world be like if they had no bands. OOOOO it would be stupid boring,shitty,and ppl would go crazy and probably kill themselves.

Band by Trumppppp July 25, 2009

band 

The awesomest thing that can evar happen to a person. As Kabout Shish Kabob. What happens under the covers STAYS THERE. The creeper van beats the bus any day of the week. NEVAR FORGET the police lurkers! They'll get you every time, I guarantee it. Also, praying mantis style.

That is all.

Man, band is the awesomest class I've ever taken.

band by Count Dale June 25, 2008

Band 

1. A group of performers (not including boy bands) that plays music together, and play different instruments, usually guitar, bass, drums, and vocals.
2. What I wish I hadn't joined.

1. Dude, Slayer is an amazing band.
2. Arrgh! Band is ruining my life!

Band by Detranova July 30, 2003

Band 

1. Banned, in IRC slang
2. Erection in french Canadian Slang

*Kor was kicked out by Vorpy (BAND!)
*Vorpy was kicked out by Booken (*Dooiiing*)
*Booken was kicked out by Kor (Eww)

Band by Booken July 17, 2003

Band 

Boring.

Friend 1: Omg bro band is lame.

Friend 2: Ikr..Taco Bell?
Friend 1: Definitely

Band by YummyTurtles December 10, 2019