A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to
play:
1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to
melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum
flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's
lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4.
Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.
The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each
player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is
left standing.
Man: Remember that one
time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and
thought it would be a good idea to
play burnout?
Woman: I still have the scars!
Men: Mental and physical!
*both laugh*