bulldog

The highly unpleasent act of expeling diarrhea and vomit at the same time.

"I was so sick last night that I began to bulldog it. God must hate me."

by Strangelovecraft April 25, 2006

Bulldog

The cutest and most sweet type of person on the planet. They are super uplifting and make peoples day better just by talking to them. There is also no-one funnier than them

"Macdaddy is a bulldog"

by The best there ever w@s December 27, 2017

bulldog

Rhyming slang for an over-patriotic Brit (bulldog shit).

Typical Bulldog:

trumpets the role of Britain in the Second World War, yet who was not alive during that period;

is able real off a list of "injustices" perpetrated upon Britain by all manner of nations from 1066 to the modern day;

has a complete grasp of history, except for the inconvenient bits, e.g. drawing up the map of the modern Middle East or creating an empire based upon an industrialised slave trade;

has a list of great British inventions at the ready which includes the Internet and radar;

does not trust anything European except for Stella Artois, a holiday in I-Beefa (Ibiza) twice a year and their "local" football team which is 100 miles away;

is always one sentence away from "Don't mention the war" or "Over sexed, over paid and over here".

Did you go down the pub last night?

Yes, but I left early. The place was full of pissed Bulldogs singing Land of Hope and Glory.

by The Fifth Column May 10, 2008

Bulldog

The bulldogs are a gang located in Fresno CA. They commit 68% of the crimes in Fresno. They originated in a prison (I forgot which one) in 1984. They were started in room 4-12. They always have each others back and you should never speak down on their name. They jump, and strip people. To join the gang you have to be jumped in by other members. Also you get a F burned into your left hand in between your pointer finger and thumb.

Amelia:Aye, did you hear Dora joined the bulldogs?

Angelina:yea, I might join too.

by Isfn January 15, 2018

Bulldog

Animal: a certain dog breed that can be characterized by their breathing problems and silly face.

Person: a guy that's drunk enough to look and drool like one.

Person:"Hey did you hear about James the other night? "
Person 2:"Yeah man, he looked like a bulldog after drinking 3 pints."

by DemonicalyPro March 7, 2018

Bulldog

An individual who validates the stereotypes of their associated group/community, usually in a negative way. Initially adopted by furries to describe individuals with behaviors unbecoming of their fandom, such as racism and pedophilia.

user 1: "yeah, user 3 got banned yesterday"
user 2: "holy fuck why"
user 1: "he was being very hateful to some of the server's minority users"
user 2: "what a fucking bulldog; good riddance"

by Inlovewithabsol January 4, 2023

BULLDOG

Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.

*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024