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There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page
or
"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
or
"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011
Get the sidebar t-shirt ad boobs mug.Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
Get the boobs mug.Boobs are a woman's breasts.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.
Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.
Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.
Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
by Emperor Shao Kahn July 16, 2019
Get the Boobs mug.A term for a consultant brought into a corporate office to evaluate efficiency. This consultant is typically an omen of future downsizing and layoffs. "The Bobs" is a reference to the movie "Office Space" where two efficiency consultants named "Bob" were brought into the office.
Boss: "We've brought on a consultant to make our business more efficient. Please cooperate with Mr. Smith as he learns more about our organization. He will be interviewing some of you to find out more about what you do."
Employee: "Uh oh, looks like The Bobs are in town. I better get my resume updated!"
Employee: "Uh oh, looks like The Bobs are in town. I better get my resume updated!"
by dirtyqwerty November 4, 2010
Get the The Bobs mug.A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.
My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.
by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006
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