Borewhore

Someone who is a boring whore.

You are such a borewhore for sitting on the phone quiet.

by Jasmine wissssse November 9, 2011

Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.

Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"

by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014

Biowhore

A woman who gives birth to children but is not a good mother to them. She usually cheated on her husband, causing a divorce & uprooting her kids. She cries only for herself & is very selfish. She looks & acts trashy but thinks herself to be sophisticated. She also isn't very intelligent, but again thinks she is. She has drastic mood swings & usually a psychiatric history that she keeps hidden from her boyfriends. She displays either bipolar, narcissistic or borderline tendencies and craves attention. She does not care for her kids as a mother should & is more concerned with her men, career, etc. She has brief moments of reality when confronted when she feels remorse (for herself only) but quickly goes back to her self-destructive ways. She exposes her children to bad men telling the kids to trust them and frequently puts the kids in situations where they get hurt (both physically & emotionally). She may or may not have a history of child services investigating her for allegations of neglect or abuse. Sometimes the kids have people that care about them (a good father, stepmum, friend or grandparent) but in any case the biological mother is not worthy of the title. She gave birth but is not a mother. Therefore she is deemed: biowhore

"She shouldn't have those kids. They would be better of with a family member. And that guy she's with! What a biowhore"
"She slept with her friend's husband?! Doesn't surprise me. No wonder her husband left her - serves her right. I know she doesn't even brush her kids hair. I hate biowhores like her!"

by Rolanda April 6, 2008

Bookworm Larva

A baby in a bookstore that eats the books. Then, the parents stick it back on the shelf for others to enjoy.

Ah, man. That bookworm larva ate through Goodnight Moon!

by boylockedinatower November 23, 2010

Bookworn

when you give someone a literary whoop ass. Especially pertaining to bookclub.

It was Battle of the Bookclubs between the Freshy Fresh Club and the Other Evil Club, but when it was over Team Freshy Fresh were some bookworn biatches...

by mmjerkface December 15, 2010

Bookwormlab

An ideal place for students, who need to get a custom written essay fast.

Student A: Hey man, did you write that essay yourself?
Student B: Naw, Bookwormlab hooked me up.

by Megan Markele January 4, 2018

Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.

by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012