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'boff', the shortened term of boffin is a common insult used by people of low intelligence to people of high intellegence. I believe it is a term used to cover up there own thickness, as what is wrong with being smart?
You boff!
boff by arnold beefenburger May 25, 2004
Related Words
boff Boffin Boffo boffum boffed boffing Boffy Boffle boffa boffer
1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation
Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.
boff by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008
v.
To participate in boffing
i.e. simulated melee combat with mostly-safe padded weapons usually constructed with PVC piping and foam, bound and decorated with various Duct Tapes; often used in LARPing to decide the outcomes of battles.

The word was developed as an Onomatopoeia for the sound usually made when the aforementioned padded weapons strike one another or a person (BOFF!).

In lieu of this, these padded weapons used are commonly called "Boffing Weapons".

One example of boffing combat is to follow "black knight" rules--a reference made from Monty Python's King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail--in that, if you are struck in the arm, you are to pretend you have lost that arm; if you are struck in the leg, you are to pretend you have lost that leg; if you are struck in the crotch, waist, torso, neck, or head, you are to decalre yourself 'dead'; if you are struck on an arm or leg that has been lost, it is assumed that the weapon 'would have' passed through the limb that wasn't there and struck the next part concurrently in its path--usually the torso or another limb, resulting in 'death' or another 'amputation'.

Remember, folks, Boffing is just a game.
"I Challenge you to a Boff!"

"He boffed me over the head and now I have to wait for someone to raise me."

"I won, but he still boffed my arm--where's the healer?"
Boff by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey October 8, 2005
To blow one's load all of the fucking road and/or back yard.
I just boffed all over Becky's house.
boff by Dave G March 18, 2003
Big Ol' fat fucker, one who is stupid and fat. Also "BOF"
"Man that kid Javi is a BOFF dude"
"Fer sure bro"
BOFF by ManBoney June 26, 2007
Something rubbish, crap, ridcleous.
"Bebo is fuckin boff mate."
boff by Soffy February 3, 2008