boff

Usually the gutteral sound of disaproval made by a stuffy man with a mustache, but can be used as a verbal expression of joy, fear, anger, etc.
Boff, bring us more cherry tomatoes.
by johnfright October 20, 2010
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boff

Term commonly used in French language.

Used before a sentence, when not sure or hesitate about something.
" boff, pourquoi pas?"

" boff, j'irai te voir un autre jour"
"boff, je prendrai seulement un verre d'eau"
by MO20141 January 08, 2014
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'boff', the shortened term of boffin is a common insult used by people of low intelligence to people of high intellegence. I believe it is a term used to cover up there own thickness, as what is wrong with being smart?
You boff!
by arnold beefenburger May 25, 2004
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boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation
Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.
by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2007
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Boff

v.
To participate in boffing
i.e. simulated melee combat with mostly-safe padded weapons usually constructed with PVC piping and foam, bound and decorated with various Duct Tapes; often used in LARPing to decide the outcomes of battles.

The word was developed as an Onomatopoeia for the sound usually made when the aforementioned padded weapons strike one another or a person (BOFF!).

In lieu of this, these padded weapons used are commonly called "Boffing Weapons".

One example of boffing combat is to follow "black knight" rules--a reference made from Monty Python's King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grail--in that, if you are struck in the arm, you are to pretend you have lost that arm; if you are struck in the leg, you are to pretend you have lost that leg; if you are struck in the crotch, waist, torso, neck, or head, you are to decalre yourself 'dead'; if you are struck on an arm or leg that has been lost, it is assumed that the weapon 'would have' passed through the limb that wasn't there and struck the next part concurrently in its path--usually the torso or another limb, resulting in 'death' or another 'amputation'.

Remember, folks, Boffing is just a game.
"I Challenge you to a Boff!"

"He boffed me over the head and now I have to wait for someone to raise me."

"I won, but he still boffed my arm--where's the healer?"
by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey October 04, 2005
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boff

To blow one's load all of the fucking road and/or back yard.
I just boffed all over Becky's house.
by Dave G March 19, 2003
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boff

Something rubbish, crap, ridcleous.
"Bebo is fuckin boff mate."
by Soffy February 03, 2008
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