bluetooth

A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.

Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!

by Fredersss October 7, 2006

bluetoothing

doing something hands-free.

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.

by breeves84 March 7, 2009

Bluetooth

The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.

Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.

by gratefulninja July 10, 2010

bluetooth

somebody who drinks a lot of wine. then grins and prays.

"They are the epitome of a bluetooth."

by Krkič October 2, 2020

Bluetooth

When one "whacks" their penis on the side of thier partner's face to the ear. Leaving a print like a Bluetooth headset.

I felt teeth on that BJ so when I finished I gave her a Bluetooth.

by Ambush Bug June 23, 2006

Bluetooth

A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable

"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.

by Rimn'at April 6, 2020

bluetooth

The act of performing oral sex with the use of teeth resulting in blue balls and an irritated member. The irritated member the prevents ejaculation resulting in prolonged exposure to blue balls.

"Dude, Adriana gave me a bluetooth and I've been throbbing for a week."
"After a night of hardcore laxing, natty light, and hours of bluetooth i woke up this morning to a bloody dick and sore balls"

by thebeefybanana September 1, 2011