a cheap button up cotton (or flannel material) "blouse" without sleeves. Usually worn by white trash or masculine females. The muscle blouse is usually worn un-buttoned and it pairs nicely with jorts. Most times this is also paired with a "hubby-beater". Most often found in conjunction with tattoos (specifically tramp stamps) and Marlboro Reds.
by Steamer Queen July 30, 2010
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Get the blouser mug.An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
by alfsdjkk May 22, 2013
Get the Blotis mug.Kate Winslet was explaining to David Letterman last week about the cold water they had to shoot in while doing "Titanic", and how Leonardo DiCaprio whined and moaned about the water being too cold. She called him "A big girl's blouse".
by Christiane March 18, 2004
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Get the man blouse mug.1. A theme party where everyone is required to wear a blouse.
2. A party at a house where the owners name starts with "Bl"
2. A party at a house where the owners name starts with "Bl"
by archinb November 27, 2012
Get the Blouse Party mug.British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.
by Slagathor September 28, 2005
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