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blogsturbation

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009
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Blopsy

A blopsy is what you call a girls pussy when you find out the hard way that she is on her rag. Blo- bloody psy- pussy
"How was the sex last night?"
"Good until we stopped due to her blopsy."
by Joe Monaro October 4, 2005
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Blogshitter

Blogshitter (n) Web equivalent of your conventional bullshitter. One who blogs endless torrents of mindless bullshit for the purpose of ....flat out lying, shit-stirring, sparking worthless debate and/or provoking reaction to the vast hordes of numbskulls stupid enough to bite.
Yeah I saw that, can you believe that dude he is such a blogshitter!
by UnitUK September 1, 2009
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008
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Blipster

A Portmanteau of the words black and hipster, indicating a hipster that is ethnically black. This word was most likely made popular by Carles of the blog Hipster Runoff.
4/5ths of the band Tv On The Radioare blipsters.

Idi Amin, though black, was NOT a hipster... Therefore he cannot be considered a blipster.
by The Citizen Science February 26, 2009
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blogslap

To virtually insult someone through a blog.

Note: Blogslapping can be innocent fun, but moderation must be exercised so that you don't find yourself subject to a nasty lawsuit.

Derived from bitchslap.
"I blogslapped Amer when I posted that picture of him looking like a dinosaur."

"I will blogslap you."
by Hsien-Gay Pee April 16, 2008
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Blohsh

Billie Eilish’s logo and merch site.
-I love billie eilish’s blohsh merch!
-Yes, i have like a huge collection.
by itrueblue October 5, 2019
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