The true master race,
hitler's dream
army. They have the intelligence and booksmarts of
asian peoples, along with athletic build, big sex organs, and street smarts of african americans. Blasians are appearing on late night tv shows, and even wendy's commercials. They are not to be trifled with, every blasian is a weapon of mass destruction, they just don't know it yet.
"Hey, do you
see that guy over there? He looks black, but
asian..."
"DUDE, THATS A FABLED BLASIAN, we have to RUN right
NOW before he sees and devours our souls!"