The true master race, hitler's dream army. They have the intelligence and booksmarts of asian peoples, along with athletic build, big sex organs, and street smarts of african americans. Blasians are appearing on late night tv shows, and even wendy's commercials. They are not to be trifled with, every blasian is a weapon of mass destruction, they just don't know it yet.
"Hey, do you see that guy over there? He looks black, but asian..."
"DUDE, THATS A FABLED BLASIAN, we have to RUN right NOW before he sees and devours our souls!"