Bishist

A religion in which you pray for the booty

Fuck them other religions, I converted to Become A Bishist

by Bishist January 26, 2015

Prickle Bushes

A common name for large thickets of blackberry bushes. Often thought of as a pest, these bushes grow quickly and engulf trees, barns, and abandoned houses. They have annoying prickles that will catch on your clothing, and give you shallow cuts on unprotected arms and legs.

"Watch out for those prickle bushes, Tom! You'll get stuck and they'll give you some nasty cuts!"

by Shamhatter January 9, 2012

Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.

Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.

by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016

Keep the bushes inside the garden

It is when someone needs to shave their pubic area.

You can't wear a bikini because you didn't keep the bushes inside the garden.

by Gansta Momma April 10, 2011

Bishstick

A rude fishstick that tries to eat you in your sleep.

*Bishstick grabs fork and knife*
Little Timmy- Get out of my room you bishstick
Bishstick- Remember what you ate last Friday?
Little Timmy- Uh.. no

Bishstick- Well.. you ate fishsticks... And it is my turn to seek revenge..
Little Timmy- But.. Wh-
*Bishstick grabs Timmy’s arm and takes a bite*

Little Timmy- AAAAAAAA

by Jaydelin the fricken god May 30, 2019

Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.

Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”

by YungBritish February 8, 2019

paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.

He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

by panofantera June 23, 2010