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Not a grower or a shower, a useless limp tic-tac that takes their frustration out on the world around them but has a brain smaller than their penis so logic literally breaks them. Having to speak to them is worse than stepping on a lego.

Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii
"That guy's a total Binger."

"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"
Binger by IamHere92 November 15, 2021
A Gary Oldman clone in khakis that is a complete duchebag.
The Binger is not as cool as Gary Oldman.
Binger by Mericanmom November 15, 2021
A descriptor for a man's genitals when he is struggling with erectile dysfunction. A flacid penis which cannot be erected.
Harry: Bro, It was so embarrassing, I had a total binger with her last night
Dick: Dude, you gotta lay off the porn if she can't get it up with you.
Binger by KyletheCommieKiller November 15, 2021
A Binger is a mostly peaceful penis. Flaccid in its natural state it cannot perform its duties as it’s designed to do. Nor can it prove a solid point for penetration of the defense (aka honey hole).

In addition, a Binger is a tiny prick. With a child’s hair cut much like a bowl cut or commonly known as a mushroom head.
Baby, Binger is here!
Binger by Ob1conoli November 15, 2021
An incompetent inexperienced fire arm handler who flags other people with the finger on the trigger
The binger carelessly handled the firearm in a public place
Binger by Notpc 1987 November 16, 2021
A person that is like a little turd refusing to let go.

Synonym: dingleberry
I have a binger that I can’t get off my ass. This little piece of shit is clinging on for dear life
Binger by Not a binger November 16, 2021