Bilkis is a woman very respectful and good-looking. She loves crafting and has a big imagination, also gives the right decisions. Bilkis would be perfect for a top model with all her art skills. So if you ever meet a Bilkis, she will brighten up your life.
Person: I had the worst day ever!
Bilkis: What happened?
Person: Uhh, nothing...
Bilkis: Tell me, I'm sure you need help.
Bilkis: What happened?
Person: Uhh, nothing...
Bilkis: Tell me, I'm sure you need help.
by Bilqis May 22, 2021
Get the bilkis mug.A nickname or term for a person who can cause havoc and is inherently clumsy and posses little logic or common sense. A Bilko will be the most accident prone person you are ever likely to meet and extreme caution should be used when a Bilko is in the vacinity.
The most famous and some say original Bilko is 'Bilko', aka Zoid and Mr Neil, and is native to Northern France, Belgium and South East England. It is unclear as to why it moves location on a near daily basis, one theory is it's need for alcohol, food and to give others a break from his catastrophic tendancies.
A Bilko is also a formidable eater of pies, kebabs and curry with peshwari naan bread, although nothing hotter than a Madras. It has been rumoured that when it's questioned, it will reply 'I am not the Zoid you are looking for' which is taken loosely from Star Wars.
WARNING: for your personal safety, do not approach, contact or get stuck in the same room as a Bilko.
The most famous and some say original Bilko is 'Bilko', aka Zoid and Mr Neil, and is native to Northern France, Belgium and South East England. It is unclear as to why it moves location on a near daily basis, one theory is it's need for alcohol, food and to give others a break from his catastrophic tendancies.
A Bilko is also a formidable eater of pies, kebabs and curry with peshwari naan bread, although nothing hotter than a Madras. It has been rumoured that when it's questioned, it will reply 'I am not the Zoid you are looking for' which is taken loosely from Star Wars.
WARNING: for your personal safety, do not approach, contact or get stuck in the same room as a Bilko.
Suebo: 'Who on earth has left this trail of total destruction and half eaten peshwari naan bread?'
Tarquin: 'That would have been Bilko, we should count ourselves lucky we missed it.
Suebo: 'Yeah, true dat bro, true dat, we may have been injured or even eaten.'
Tarquin: 'That would have been Bilko, we should count ourselves lucky we missed it.
Suebo: 'Yeah, true dat bro, true dat, we may have been injured or even eaten.'
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Get the Bilka mug.The BilKLaren is a mystical creature that resides in the area of Sandton who was created by the evil mastermind 'DyKa'. The creature is dangerous and is dressed in a clown costume and features a set of mushrooms on its legs which spews out poisonous white fuel as well as 5 male genitalia for mass production of its species. Though some claim the creature is friendly, the BilKLaren has been known to phantom many people in the neighborhood. If you seek it, you may not find it for it hides within the Alaskan Pipeline.
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Get the bilko mug.She’s quiet when you meet her but once she get comfortable around you she never shut up. Usually very ugly but has her good looking days. Knows how to finesse flicks. Loves to hard and can’t cheat on her crush. Loves food and always wants to fit in and be a part of everyone’s business a great friend but has a big ego. Horrible texter unless the conversation intresting
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